What'sa matta you, hey!
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, shaddap you face!
Why is it funny? Why does it make me laugh? I have no idea. It has been Australia's highest selling single for 25 years.
Not only can you hear it again, you can even watch a video of him singing it. Go awwn, you know you want to! Full lyrics here.
Ahhh, I love the internet!