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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Favourite Subversive Material of the Moment!

My current favourite flyer:



My current favourite song, discovered on the second Peace Not War CD, can be heard here.

George Bush is an Islamic Fundamentalist.

George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist, obviously
Trained by Al Qaeda in the heart of Texas to fight for the faithful army
He's now in the process of uniting the rest of the world against the good old U S of A
The land of the free will come crashing down if he has his way

It's the only explanation, old Bushy boy is an Islamic Fundamentalist
He's three quarters the way through his plan already and no-one's even noticed
That must be a damn-fine Al Qaeda training camp they've got down there in Texas (Yee ha!)
Getting him to pretend he's as thick as pig-shit was a stroke of pure bloody genius

Yeah, George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist, obviously
Trained by Al Qaeda in the heart of Texas to fight for the faithful army
He's now in the process of uniting the rest of the world against the good old U S of A
The land of the free will come crashing down if he has his way, trust me

He's presided over and has been involved with one of the worst financial disasters of a generation
Every move he makes seems to be directly against the interests of his nation, haven't you noticed?
He's used the media to increase the social insulation of an already fairly bland population, since the McCarthy days
And now he's declared war on Islam just to increase the consternation

As far as I can see there's only one explanation
George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist, obviously

These days on the street you hear all kind of interesting conspiracy theories cos no-one knows what the fuck's going on, we're all looking for explanations
The most interesting one I heard the other day was that the West was controlled by genuine democracies that actually represent the will of their populations
Only the one about the aliens, the anti-Christ and the Freemasons is more laughable. Ha ha ha ha.

I think my theory is much more plasible, let me tell you about it, it goes like this,
George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist, obviously
It really is the only explanation I can see
For his truly anti-American foreign policy.

Now, at this point, I would ask you all to sing along with the chorus, normally. If it wasn't for the fact that there are cameras on the premises and the CIA might be requisitioning the tapes at any time. So I recommend that at under all circumstances, catchy though this numbers is, you do not sing along, you do not even smile. I recommend the most you do is tap your feet. But you do that at your own risk.



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4 comments:

Taarna said...

That's pretty good. When I read the part about "a fairly bland population" I thought, "Am I bland?" Then I thought, "No, just extremely self-centered." By the way, I found this icon on one of my friends blogs. I think you'll get a kick out of it.

"http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL348/938667/9016483/124692650.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosting by PictureTrail.com"

Taarna said...

Crap. Sorry about that. I meant for the image to show up but used the wrong html. I'll try one more time and hope I don't screw it up. I don't want to litter your blog with dead html.

[IMG]http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL348/938667/9016483/124692650.jpg[/IMG]

Taarna said...

Shit. Anway, I think I could screw up a free lunch. Here's the link.
http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL348/938667/9016483/124692650.jpg

Feel free to delete whatever. Sorry again for all the mistakes. I looked for a way to delete them, but I couldn't find any. If you know and would kindly tell me I would love you forever for helping me not to make a fool of myself again.

incurable hippie said...

Taarna, honestly don't worry. It's fine - makes me look popular to have 3 comments instead of 1 ;-)

But seriously, that's a great icon, thanks!

p xx