A few nights ago I dreamt that I bought a pack of 3 rolls of sellotape. I needed to sellotape up an envelope so I got one roll out and cut off a long piece. It was only when I stuck it to the envelope that I realised that the tape was made up of a long row of photos of Tony Blair.
I looked at the second roll, to find that that was made up of photos of Cherie Booth. I decided this was preferable and so cut some off to cover up the Bliar pics, which I would be too embarrassed to put anywhere!
I didn't look at the third roll.
My questions to you:
1) Whose photos were covering the third roll of sellotape?
2) What the hell was the whole thing about anyway?
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After long and careful consideration I've concluded that the dream means you are a fruit loop.
But who am I to talk? I recently had a dream in which a solicitor friend of mine was engaged by Richard Branson to dredge a canal looking for an antique cut-throat razor that had been lost by his son while unofficially on loan from the British Museum. I forget the particulars of my involvement.
Oh, and I'm pretty sure the third roll of tape featured photos of Alan Milburn! [shudder]
Gordon Brown was on the third roll, of course.
Reminds me of a dream I had when I was buying yards of lace with people's names on them. Real people's names. I wanted to be sure of getting a bit with my name on it, so bought more than was quite cricket.
Hm, I thought it was probably David Cameron on the third roll.
This could be on one of those IQ tests, you know, which is next in the sequence
SSMT...
etc.
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